Forget the oxygen tanks, this bottle of the miracle China Gold will apparently make you smarter, give you more energy and help with all-nighters. At least, that’s what this Chinese medicine shop owner guy in Chicago’s Chinatown told me.
I’m so fobby that I still rely on good old Chinese medicine. I went to go get some ginseng to give me some stamina for studying when China Gold caught my eye. But after trying it for a few days, I did not feel any smarter. In fact, I felt more of an idiot for blowing 40 bucks on the damn thing.
Emily
